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Doctrix Periwinkle's avatar

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”

Well, no, but if I'm playing a game of 20 questions, and the answer to the query "Does this item spend a lot of its time in a garage?" is "Yes," then "Car" is a pretty reasonable answer, right? And if learned that the correct answer was actually "No, it's not a car, it's this guy Brad who is also not a mechanic and really doesn't have any association with cars in any way he just really likes to spend all his time in the garage for no reason" that would be weird and I wouldn't play 20 questions with that person anymore.

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JerryR's avatar

“ They’ll say a walk through nature is more edifying than Sunday worship”

An old joke from Catholic circles: an atheist was walking through the woods one Sunday morning remarking to himself on the wonders and beauty of nature and how one did not need superstitious worship to appreciate it. He then noticed in the distance a movement of some sort. He stared and then saw a bear rustling around in the distance.

He quickly and as silent as he could moved away. But the bear saw him and started to move toward him. He started to run but the bear was faster and was catching up. He ran into an open area and was suddenly aware that the opening led to a steep cliff. The bear was almost upon him.

He knelt down at the edge of the cliff and started to pray. “Dear Lord, give this bear religion and save me.” He looked around and then saw the bear was on its knees making a sign of the cross and saying “Bless oh Lord and these thy gifts for which I am about to receive from thy bounty, Christ our Lord, Amen”

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